I’ve been writing stories since I was seven. Heavily influenced by Adams, Bender, Borges, Crichton, Keret, Roy, Steinbeck, Vowell, and whatever I’m eating.
The bridges of San Francisco have a complicated relationship with one another.
Short, nontheistic, and a perfect pairing with some tasty matsah ball soup.
A Fake Advertisement From The Future
I have purposely abandoned them.