JOHN F. KENNEDY HAS THE SOLUTIONS TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS

Misha Ali
Misha Ali
Nov 12, 2016 · 4 min read

Sometimes when you’re going through a mind shattering heart wrenching life ruining gut hurting mouth drying nose bleeding brain spinning eye watering toe tingling something something (losing track of hyper descriptive adjectives), experience your friends will give you a variety of pieces of advice to help you get through, and like a normal person, like anyone would do, like anyone with a brain, like a citizen of your country, like a servent of God………………………………….

you would most definitely listen to advice from the 35th president of the United States rather than your trusty companions.

According to me John F. Kennedy had solved out all of life’s issues and left them for us to use after he flew out, head first (ha ha shoot me)(oops shit fuck) and like any other normal entity, you need to get a hold of this.

Also, I’m embarrassed to say this, but he was hot. And hot people are always better to listen to.

heres a list of problems he can solve for you :

1) WHEN UR CRUSH DON LYK U BAK

u know when u tryna get in their pants and u cant so u heartbroken

dont be

because

u heard the man if u fail no worries u will get greater pants to get into

2) WHEN U THE CLASS NERD BUT OTHERS 2 DUMB TO APPRECIATE UR IDEAS

u kno when u give bomb ideas for group projects but ur group too sad with life to go with it so u think u a failure

dont worry heres some comfort

he gotchu

3) WHEN U THINK U TOO SMALL (take that as you may) SO U DEVASTATED

u know when u small and u think u cant make it big?

false

as big as u want

4) WHEN U DONT KNOW WHAT COURSES TO TAKE NEXT SEMESTER

so like

whats it gonna be?

5) WHEN UR EX BEST FRIEND STAB U IN DA BACK

shhhhh don worry

just take the high road and

# names

6) WHEN PEOPLE BOMBARD U FOR NOT BEING CONFIDENT TO SPEAK TO HUGE AUDIENCES

I feel u

he said it

7) WHEN THEY WONT LISTEN TO UR GODDAMN GOOD OPINION

punch n kick

8) WHEN U GET OPINION BUT U TOO STUBBORN TO LISTEN SO U WANNA MAKE PEACE WITH UR OWN SHITTY LOGIC

hes right keep (over)thinking

9) WHEN SOMEONE HOT SAY U HOT BUT DON’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOU WANT EM TO

send this to them

10) WHEN U THINK U CANT GET GOOD SO U JUST FUCKING SETTLE

D O N ‘ T

11) WHEN U THINK U TOO COOL

and then u dont appreciate anyone in your life because eww gross!!! emotions??? me??? stone hearted bitch???

listen

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So that’s why I’m not a life coach. But I hope these made a big impact on you, and if they didn’t, remember : all advice is good advice, the impact it makes on you, however can be small oooorrrrrr as big as u want

bye bye

Misha Ali

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