Jake Austin
Nov 3 · 1 min read

I’ve always had an uneasy relationship with my own balls.

For one thing, they’re a bit sensitive, but not in the fun way (a friend of mine once said that stroking his balls sent a tingle throughout his body — if only I were so lucky!)

But also I’ve always just internalized the idea that they’re gross or off-putting (or rather, that all scrotums are). So it always feels very nice and validating to have a tongue or a mouth on them. It puts me at ease, makes my body feel appreciated, and for reasons I can’t fully explain, it makes me feel like I’m being pampered.

So, thank you for writing this nice ode to ball licking!

(I’m very much a manscaper, though. I can’t explain why, but even though I don’t at all mind pubic hair on anyone else, there’s something about keeping them smooth that just feels right for me personally.)

    Jake Austin

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