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Superb article. I think you’re burying the lede by these crazy revelations that Jordan and Simmons are shooting with the wrong hand.

So what revolutionary brainiac will finally break through to these goofballs that they can granny-style/potty-shot their free throws to glory at an easy+80% clip?

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