This is honestly, truly, literally one of the dumbest things I have ever read on the interwebs. Its misguided premise is further slaughtered by dumb thoughts, poor writing, and incorrect observations. Evidently, any mention of race whatsoever ever is racist, no matter how benign, comedic and harmless it may be. Ringer, please do not allow these humorless morons to ever attempt anything witty, insightful, or satirical again.
Beyond whiffing on obvious case files like Kung Fu, Bamboozled and Tropic Thunder, I was perhaps most disappointed by no reference to 1991's True Identity. That’s exactly the kinda nerdy/knowledgeable citation I expect from the House of Simmons.