My husband would love this poem.
Mika Bense Spruill

Thank you, Mika Bense Spruill. Good humour is a trait of confident women.

No, I’m not offended; it’s better not to confirm to husbands that their fantasy is shared by most red-blooded males … and is, in its own way, an innocent boyhood tribute to women in general — though it can doubtless be offensive on an individual level …