Disclaimer: I, too, have two daughters (luckily, a little farther apart, 13 and 6, so the oldest helps handling the other). My wife is a kindergarten teacher and as such we don’t really have two daughters, but two case studies instead.
I just read her this aloud (translated — did my best, given that “pussy” is a little idiomatic; if you really want to know, our closest word in Portugal is “conas”, which has the same double meaning, but no relation to cats).
My wife found this hilarious. “That’s so you”, she said.
Well. Just wanted you to know that… I feel you, bro.