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Fuck it. You wore me down. I’ll subscribe to the newsletter I don’t need for the website I visit daily anyway. Including the actual entry box in a completely unrelated article did it. Or maybe it’s old age and I just want to get along with these nagging kids. As the Bible said, the widow harrassed the judge everyday and so the judge subscribed to her newsletter. Or something. You win!

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