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San Diego and the Chargers are like the couple where the woman does all the work and the man threatens to leave and she’s like “fine, go!” and then the man keeps threatening to leave. Now he’s living in a trailer home eating cheetos for every meal too depressed to find another woman with low self-esteem (Houston, Cleveland) to exploit.

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