I’m using Medium as my venting and shitty poem dump and if people like my stuff, sweet. Open to critique if you feel inclined!
Drinks a beer. What is that in my mouth? My molars feel like they’re covered in Reynolds Wrap. Tongue flicks to the right. What the fuck? Spits out a pop top. I reach towards my throat and pull out two more tops. What the hell is going on?
Give me a beer.
Come on man. Don’t tell him like that.