What Happens When You Marry A Computer Engineer
Husband : (Returning late from work) Good Evening darling…. I’m now logged in.
Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
Husband : Bad command or file name.
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband : Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband : Variable not found …
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied…. !!!
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you
just being funny..?
Husband : Too many parameters …
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband : It’s by Default …
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband : File in use … Try later.
Wife: What is my value in the family.
Husband : Unknown Virus …