Call the roller of big cigars,

The muscular one, honestly,

you’ve got to see this guy,

and only the biggest cigars, it’s incredible.

Let the wenches dawdle in such dress

As they are used to wear, and let the boys

Bring flowers in last month’s newspapers,

I don’t read them, nobody reads them,

they’re very unpopular.

Let be be finale of seem.

The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream, he’s the best.

Take from the dresser of deal,

Lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet,

what do you call it,

everybody loves that sheet, it’s fantastic.

If her horny feet protrude, you’ve never seen

feet this horny, it’s disgusting, let me tell you.

Let the lamp affix its beam, these lamps are really something.

The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.