Memorable quotes from Anne of Gamma Gamma

“But if you call me Anne, please call me Anne with an ‘E’, because, and this is important for you to know so look at me when I tell you this, Aaron. Seriously you’re being really rude right now. Anyway, there is another Ann in the sorority, Ann Myers, the one we pregamed with last night, but she goes by Ann — A-N-N. DON’T mix us up because it pisses us both off. We don’t even have the same eye color.”

“Red hair is my lifelong sorrow — ugh, my god this dye job looks disgusting. I’m scheduling another appointment with Daniella — definitely need to go darker. Hi, Daniella? Yeah it’s Anne. From Gamma Gamma. Are you free like, now? I know I said I liked it but I don’t.”

“It’s been my experience that you can nearly always enjoy things if you make up your mind firmly that you will, no matter what it takes, get shitfaced. Remember Saturday when we were like, super depressed, but then we got blackout and peed in that Alpha Omega girl’s shoes before using Shane’s grill as a scooter?”

“Kindred spirits are not so scarce as I used to think. It’s splendid to find out there are like, soooo many nice, caring and beautiful girls at this college who I for sure wouldn’t have met before pledging Gamma Gamma with my fall 2015 Beta Babies!”

“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers, because fall is literally the best. I don’t know what it is — probably the weather? It’s like, cool. But not too cool. Also — sweaters and cardigans and boots oh my god boots. Wait. Can we throw a leaf-themed day drinking party with the Kappa boys and fill a pumpkin with Rolling Rock?”

“True friends are always together in spirit: heart to heart, Gamma Gamma FROM THE START!”

“Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh and $1 mixed drinks on hardcore Thursdays.”

“My life is like, a perfect graveyard of buried hopes. But also … super special.”

“People laugh at me because I use big words. But if you have big ideas, you have to use big words to express them … right? Like, incoincidenceally, this guy the other day was like, ‘Wow — you seem really smart’ and I was like, ya, it’s because I am but also because I memorize a new word in German every morning just because like, knowing another language can be uber powerful. I dunno, my business law prof was really inspirational with this adagé.”

“Because when you are imagining, you might as well imagine something worthwhile. Like, when I’m … imagining. I think of Brad. From lacrosse, yeah. I know we’re just like, texting right now but sometimes I … imagine … more. Him taking me out to the Riverbed Hotel where we had our formal and later kissing my forehead while I sway back and forth on a tire swing. You know what I mean? Like, that is worthwhile to me.”

“It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. Let’s go to Nordstrom Rack.”