Menj Kena Tangkap?

Mohd Elfie Nieshaem Juferi
4 min readApr 12, 2021

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Police stories aside, there is this group of idiotic people who call themselves /k at Kopitiam LYN who are obsessed with Mohd Elfie Nieshaem Bin Juferi the SEO Specialist and the idea of menj kena tangkap. The only reason for their vitriol and vendetta towards menj malaysia is simply because he has exposed these pukimak anak haram jadah for their lies, racism, xenophobia and hatred towards Islam and the Muslims in general, specifically in Malaysia.

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They consist of fucked-up racists who ironically come from various backgrounds and ethnicities but are united in their singular hatred for the religion of the Federation. Unsurprisingly, they have been spewing their filth indiscriminately and with impunity until yours truly came along and bashed their nonsense until kingdom come. Therefore these people got butthurt really bad and are now training their guns on me.

Unique observations: The first group are whom I suspect are Cinapek makan babi tak potong kulup. You know, the kind of Cinabeng shitheads who think that speaking ching-chong makes them superior to the rest of the world. That is the kind of mental people who boast about their “5000 years of culture”. You can stuff your culture up in a place where the sun does not shine, you Cina babi.

The second group are a type of Melayu bodoh anak haram jadah who like to kangkang and henjut the Melayu boleh style, becoming a bohsia or a bohjan, and buang anak tepi jalan like the pukimakkaliamput bangsat they are. Or they become a Mat Rempit and hisap dadah like the good Meleis that they are, or another type of Meleis who think that being a liberal and kowtowing to Cina makes them superior to the rest of the world. You can stuff your Melayu malas attitude up a place where the sun does not shine, you Melayu bodoh. Mak kau hijau!

The last group are the kind of keling paria mabuk minum todi shitheads who think that screaming “vel, vel, vel” while bowing down to a wooden elephant idol makes them the chosen people of the world. Not only are they stupid people, but they have a stupid religion as well, coming from the lowest of the low caste in their homeland. That is the kind of lowborn people who boast about their black, beautiful skin. You can go fuck yourself and pergi balik India, you India paria.

Kindergarten children, they all are. So it should not be surprising that when news of menj kena tangkap appeared, these moronic fools and sons of dogs and pigs on the lowyat hnggghhh were celebrating and partying over the news that menj kena tangkap. Needless to mention, like the faceless cowards that these lowyat hnggghhh /k anjing pukimak are, they call menj malaysia in lowyat hnggghhh forum with all sorts of names and disgusting fitnah stories, knowing full well that menj malaysia will not be able to answer them directly as a lowyat hnggghhh member.

These people make all sorts of silly assumptions about yours truly, ranging from making claims that Mohd Elfie Nieshaem Juferi hacked the lowyat hnggghhh forum (I am not a hacker, stupid), that I am separated from my wife (I am not), that my son suffers from autism (he does not) to more silly stories about me “debating” Christian Prince when I never did in the first place. Where do these buffoons get their nonsensical tales from?

But these lowyat hnggghhh ale uto stupid bastard shit babi people do not seem to have a real job or a life; their sole purpose of existence is to backbite others and to make fun of anyone else apart from themselves in an obscure Malaysian forum far from the world and living in their own bubble world of ignorance and self-proclaimed superiority.

I find these people to be utterly disgusting folk. Now here’s the 411 for these faceless dogs from menj malaysia himself: you are all worthless trash, stupid backbiters, and not worth my time at all. You are all pygmies trying to fell down a giant. Good luck with your menj kena tangkap endeavours because it has not worked and it will never work.

What makes you think that you lowyat hnggghhh idiots can beat me for keywords ranking? As an SEO Specialist Malaysia for 20 years, I know how to outgun and outrank your idiotic lowyat hnggghhh forum posts online.

Try better next time, okay? Go take a timun and put it up your arse!

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Mohd Elfie Nieshaem Juferi

Mohd Elfie Nieshaem Juferi is an SEO Specialist Malaysia, Muslim internet activist & desktop gaming enthusiast. I wear many hats in my life.