Are Trump Supporters Assholes or Just Idiots?

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A Donald Trump supporter at a rally, Feb. 27, 2016, in Bentonville, Ark. (Credit: AP/John Bazemore)

With evidence mounting like a heap of steaming horse shit ask yourself: who but an asshole or an idiot would believe…

That the only “real” news comes from Fox?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That immigrants (illegal or otherwise) are stealing American jobs (despite the obvious threat of automation and technology)?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That Trump had a bigger turnout for his inauguration than Obama (or that it should really matter anyway)?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That Trump really believes in the Christian values of the Evangelicals that supported him?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That Steve Bannon is not a racist?

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That turning away war-torn refugees from Syria protects us from terrorism?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That Mexico would ever agree to pay for a border wall?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That Sean Hannity speaks for real Americans (and should be the defacto media adviser to Trump)?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That Trump should be able to grab pussy on a whim?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That climate change is a hoax?

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That more jobs will solve America’s racial divide?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That the Trump administration is “running like a fine-tuned machine”?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That previous Presidents (especially that uppity Obama!) cared less about comforting families of fallen soldiers than Trump does?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That it’s appropriate for the President to demand that players stand for the anthem or be fired?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That taunting a dangerously unstable dictator (here’s to you, Rocket Man!) with a loaded nuclear arsenal is a good idea?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That Trump cares as much about the victims of the hurricane in Puerto Rico (who cannot vote and are Hispanic!!!) as those in Florida or Texas (where much of his lily-white base of supporters live)?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That Mitch McConnell (or any Republican) actually respects Trump?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That a despairing Melania doesn’t cry herself to sleep every night?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That Trump is smarter then Vladimir Putin (or a 5th grader for that matter)?

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That NFL players taking a knee are doing it out of disrespect for veterans?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That Trump cares about American jobs more than lining his own pockets (most of his products are made in China for fucksake!)?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That Trump knows more about ISIS than the Generals do (because he said “believe me”)?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That the slogan “Make America Great Again” was anything more than a dog-whistle call to White Nationalists?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That Trump bears no responsibility for the failure to repeal and replace Obamacare (after all, he said he was waiting at his desk, pen in hand!)?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That Trump hasn’t had inappropriate sexual relations with his eldest daughter?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That Trump’s IQ is higher than Rex Tillerson’s?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That Trump has the respect of General Kelly (or any of the Generals for that matter)?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That the Trump campaign didn’t avail themselves of the gracious offers of the Kremlin to ensure their victory?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That African Americans kill white and black people at far higher rates than white people or police officers?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That a reality TV star famous for the phrase “You’re fired!” has the sensitivity and chops to negotiate complex and sensitive international issues?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot

That Trump is anything more than a blow-hard bully without a moral compass?

 🅰️ Asshole  🅱️ Idiot


If you enjoyed this quiz, I would love to hear your answers.

Or just clap. It gives me gratification. Gracias (the bad hombre next door assures me that’s Mexican for “thank you”).