T-30: How Can This Packing List Not Say Anything About Shoes? And Other Questions I Don’t Expect Anyone To Answer
2 min readJan 6, 2017
First published April 29, 2016
- Would anyone really notice if I brought my dog in my suitcase?
- What if all the adults on my trip realize I’m just a helpless infant in adult’s clothing?
- WHAT IF I CAN’T FIND DECENT PIZZA FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR?
- How many chokers is it reasonable to pack? 8? 10?
- Where will I watch American football?
- How do I watch the bachelorette?
- How do I prevent my group members from finding out I watch the bachelorette?
- Why don’t we all use universal wall plugs? It’s 2016. Come on.
- What if people confuse my resting bitch face for actual bitchiness?
- What if I get drunk and do karaoke in front of literally anyone?
- How can this packing list not say anything about shoes?
- Will our workspaces provide coffee?
- If our workspaces don’t provide coffee, how will we avoid bloodshed?
- Why do they need to know my blood type?
- Why do I spend so much time worrying about my organs?
- What if someone follows me on Spotify ahead of the trip and finds out how much 90’s punk pop I listen to?
- Why did I memorize all the lyrics to Jumpman instead of learning Spanish?
- Who will help me when I slide into such a weird sitting position that I can’t get myself out of it?
- What if my best friend finds a new best friend while I’m away?
- Will people judge me for how much greek yogurt I consume on a daily basis?
- How many leather jackets is too many leather jackets?
- How do I stay in the US for 30 more days without going crazy?