“We Stand for White Weiners.”

I’m watching the impeachment hearings of one Donald John Trump through my menopause goggles, and here’s what I see and hear…

“Good morning, my fellow white male landowner colleagues. To those riff-raff who do not deserve to be here, sit tight and listen up to this little lecture about how white men throughout history have always been right and wise. Because they were wealthy, and white, and they had weiners.”

“You must listen to us. You must listen and obey. Because we are white, and we have weiners, you can assume that everything we spurt out is wise. We wouldn’t have…