He’s Trying to Lose
Dave Pell

Michael Moore put forth a theory that this all started out as a plan to get more money out of NBC. When they dumped him and his beauty pageant he was stumped. Then when he won that first primary, he wasn’t happy and celebrating. He was freaking out because he realized he was actually going to have to run for office. I’m praying that at some point after Hillary kicks his ass he’ll admit he didn’t want to win.