Feb 14, 2020Defending the T.K. SmoothieHave you ever wondered about your genitals in the next life? Who hasn’t, right? The scriptures tell us when we’re resurrected that our bodies will be in their “perfect form”, and you’d think that would include perfect dangly bits. Yes, you might think that, but as with many things, the…Mormon4 min readMormon4 min read
Dec 24, 2019Candlestick Salad!Look! We made Candlestick Salad from the recipe in The Friend Magazine! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!Mormon2 min readMormon2 min read
May 12, 2019Yo Mama So Mormon that..Everyone loves a good “Yo Mama” joke and everybody loves a good Mormon joke too, so why not compile a list of some good “Yo Mama So Mormon” jokes? This list of jokes was compiled from other people, and I had very little to do with it, other than contributing…Mormon5 min readMormon5 min read
Jan 11, 2019Holy Hand Grenade vs the LiahonaHoly Hand Grenade? As in THE Holy Hand Grenade from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? YES! Hold on to your coconuts because we are about to combine the worlds of Monty Python and Mormonism!! Isn’t that awesome?! Does damn have two syllables? DAY-UM straight it does! We are about…Mormon7 min readMormon7 min read
Dec 26, 2018Faith Building Contradictions in the Christmas StoryHave you ever wondered why the Christmas story in Luke and Matthew are so different? Maybe you haven’t noticed, but there are some DOOZIES! We are taking a stroll down Bethlehem Street! So, plug your noses, cause we are climbing into the manger and we aren’t leaving any turds unturned! …Christmas10 min readChristmas10 min read
Nov 21, 2018Legit Book of Mormon PROOF!Check and mate, apostates! You already knew the Book of Mormon was true, but it just keeps getting truer. Every. Damn. Day. This blog post is about some NEW evidence of the book’s divine origins. Fresh stuff you can use to look smart in front of your believing peeps. Fresh…Mormon6 min readMormon6 min read
Oct 8, 2018Christopher Columbus Critics vs the Book of MormonHave you heard crazy, horrible things about Christopher Columbus? Have you ever scratched your head in wonder about how an inspired man of God like good old “Chris” could have done such horrible things? Well, we are going to set the record straight. Uncomfortably straight. …Mormon4 min readMormon4 min read
Sep 26, 2018Mormonism and the Fake Moon LandingEver wondered why you couldn’t buy the whole “we landed on the fetchin’ moon” idea, but couldn’t quite put your finger on why? Well, we didn’t land on the moon, or as Mormons would call it “Olea”, but it isn’t for the reasons that you may have heard. If those…Mormon4 min readMormon4 min read
Aug 21, 2018KOLOB too crowded? What about Limdi, Shible, or Zip?If you know a little about Mormons, or if you’ve seen The Book of Mormon Musical than you’ve heard about Kolob. It’s the planet or star (kind of the same thing in Mormon cosmology) where God lives. As cool as that is, there’s more. …Mormon4 min readMormon4 min read
Jul 24, 2018What Pie Aligns with Your Zodiac Sign?Happy 24 thof July! If you live in Utah, you probably have the day off because it’s “Pioneer Day”. It’s the day in 1847 when brother Brigham poked his prophetic head out of his covered wagon and said those historic words: “This is the Goddamned place!” …Mormon7 min readMormon7 min read