Indian Avengers: The Beginning
The team:
Shahen Shah: Leader of the team. A staunch Gujju business-man who is a vigilante by night. He tracks down spendthrifts and those who waste too much money on extravagance. He leaves behind a piggy-bank wherever he has dealt with his enemies.
Super power: He can drain his enemy of every single rupee in the blink of an eye.
Krissh Topper: Smart. Intelligent. Know-it-all. He is a young whiz-kid who uses his knowledge of science to come up with weapons and attack/defence tactics. With his skills, he has developed a multi-purpose cape of his own and an array of weapons. He has a personal grudge against those who are against education and progress.
Super power: Science and technology
Haanji One: One of the seniors of the team, he is an idealist by nature. As a superhero, he battles disrespect and rude behaviour everywhere.
Super power: He can embarrass and destroy a person with his respectful words and face.
Flying Fakk: A rookie in the team, he is a superhero with attitude and the x-factor. Representing the new wave of change in the team, he battles evil with nonchalance and flying kicks.
Super power: Can depress and destroy his enemies by sheer ignorance and not giving a flying fuck.
Mr. India Today: Another old-timer, he is an ex-journalist who has eyes and ears everywhere. He is a superhero who can find out everything about anyone. Now retired, he invests his time in bringing down cheating industrialists and scamming politicians.
Super power: He can argue with logic, and convince anyone.
Sullen Man: The brawn of the team, he is the hot-headed one. As a temperamental superhero, he fights and runs over injustice all around him. A protector of the poor and voice of the weak, he is one of the most famous and popular superheroes in India. He is also the most rebellious and brash.
Super power: SULK SMASH!!
Kya Gul Khiladi: The maverick and smart-alec of the team, he is also one of the deadliest fighters around. His sheer ass-kicking abilities along with an uber-cool head make him the perfect foil to Sullen Man in this team of superheroes. He prefers destroying his enemies mentally, by wit and sarcasm.
Super power: He can insult his enemies and shred their confidence to pieces.
The Situation:
There is a major threat to India in the form of an unknown and rather powerful enemy. The time has come for the President to call in the super-heroes of India to form a strong team of warriors. With not many to choose from, the President has to reach out to the few known and established superheroes that India has. Who these super-heroes are, how they react to the President’s order and what happens when they get together is what this video is all about.
The President’s backup plan, in case the super-heroes plan does not work, is to ask all the actors from the South Indian film industry to form a team and combat the enemy.
The Beginning:
President: Yehi saat log chahiye mujhe. Aur koi nahi!
EA: But sir, market me already ek superhero team hai. Aapne Scavengers ka naam suna hoga!
President: Mere baal gel lagake safed nahi huye hai! Mujha pata hai Scavengers ke baare me! Unki team India ke 90s ke Doordarshan jaisi team hai. Yeh YouTube generation hai. Superheroes bhi isi generation ke hone chahiye!
EA: Baat to sahi hai sir. But, experience?
President: Kardi na youtube pe comments karne walo jaisi baat? Mere superheroes saare Bollywood se hai. Shahenshah, Mr. India, Sal Man, aur G One ka combined experience hi 100 saal se zyaada hai. Experience ki koi kami nahi hai.
EA: Sir, diversity ratio?
President: Matlab?
EA: Sir, team me ladki to…
President: Hmmm.. Maine socha to tha, par Chhota Chetan wali market me nahi hai ab aur Son Pari ke bas ki baat nahi hai ladai jhagdaa.
EA: Main aur research karta hu sir, agar koi female ho to.. Aur sir, aapko pakka television se koi aur super-hero nahi uthane?
President: Chaahu to main Scavengers se bhi recruit karlu ek do log. Par unke naam sune hai? Doga! Bhokaal! Parmanu! Aisa lagta hai ki Mohen Je Daro ke waqt ki gaaliya!
EA: To, sir, koi back up?
President: Haan. Agar yeh fail hog aye to South India ke dus barah actors ko utha ke yaha le aayenge. Kuch dus bees hazaar logo ko pel rakha hai unhone. Woh Plan B hai.
EA: Aap great ho sir.
To be continued..
