Your Daily Limerick For Daily Life — #5 — Animated Bear Hygiene

Mike Range
Aug 31, 2018 · 1 min read
“Ah, toilet paper, you always understand me.”

You see those commercials each night on TV

With bears going wild about their TP

It drives them to dance

‘Course they aren’t wearing pants

Guess they need to be clean as can be.

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Mike Range

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Just laugh. With me or at me. Contributor to Slackjaw, The Junction, How Pants Work, The Hit Job, The Haven, Pickle Fork. And Twitter! @MovieLeagueMike

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