Why Am I So Fat?
Sara Benincasa

Okay Sara, you’re hot. However, despite the comedic commentary intentions for The Focus Group film, I was disturbed watching you nakedly be submitted to the asinine whims of The Group. And I’m a straight guy. I don’t think it’s far afield from showing a body blown to smithereens, for comedic effect. Sure, it could be funny if done right; but when one thinks deeply about it, the comedy goes away and one is left with a terribly sick feeling, knowing this sort of thing goes on ALL THE TIME. Maybe that’s the reaction you ultimately wanted, I dunno. Or maybe it’s due to the years I spent in advertising. …Now, where was I? Oh yeah: Sara, you’re hot.

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