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Mensch on a Bench

Meet Moshe, the Mensch on a Bench — the little Jewish version of Elf on a Shelf. (A mensch is a good person.) Yes, this is for real! Ha. I was just telling a friend the other day, I used to think from age 7 to 9 that Santa was an anti-Semetic asshole, because when my mother and father gave in one year and allowed us to put up a Christmas tree and stockings, he didn’t deliver the anticipated gifts (he delivered nothing at all.) Later, I learned that the parents of all the other kids were just lying to them, so I had the upper hand. Ha! This year, Love will celebrate both holidays for the first time. I am super excited to celebrate along with her. :D Merry Christmas D!

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