Keep Women Out of the Men’s Room

No matter what their gender identity.

I mean, can you imagine the chaos that will occur at every concert, sporting event, or public gathering if women can just look at the line snaking around the block waiting to get into the women’s room and suddenly identify as a man and go into the men’s room, wipe the piss from the seat in any unoccupied stall and happily relieve themselves without properly waiting in line?

Right now, we need to build a wall between the men’s room and the women’s room. Do you want some woman standing at the urinal next to you, gazing over the screen at your winky and snickering? Don’t stand for it.

Real Men of America ban together!! Sign the pertition! Untie!!! Stand up and erect yourselves together. Send donations to me now at The Scarlet Neck Boys’ Club.