Dear Guys at the Ringer… Please.
Blaster of Muppets

STFU — seriously. Just to let you know, I reported you, for nothing other than being a Class A douchebag. I filed it under “rules violation,” even though I know it does not classify. I am a man of principles, however, and clearly your whiny-ass complaint broke the rules of many basic principles in life — especially for this platform … more so for The Ringer … and most especially for the comical genius of Shea Serrano. This was my civic duty. I hope you fall into a wood-chipper.

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