Top 10 Improvised Movie Moments

Zip zap zop! It’s another improv masterclass from those cinema wizards over in Hollyweird. Who needs a script when you’ve got great actors willing to say whatever comes to mind when the camera starts rolling? Pop your crunched corn and crack open this list of the Top 10 Improvised Movie Moments!

10. The Dark Knight

In this classic movie moment from the Chrissy Nolan batflick The Dark Knight, superhero Dr. Joker blows up Gotham General Hospital and can’t wait to get consumed by the explosion and die. But thanks to faulty pyrotechnics on set, the bomb blasts never reached actor Heath Ledger!

“Uh, shouldn’t I be on fire right now? What gives?”

Left to his own devices, Ledger simply rolled with it (improv!), fudging around with the detonation device until the rest of the explosions activated. By this point, he was well clear of the blast zone, so he improvised hopping on the getaway bus and exiting the scene — continuing to live throughout the rest of the movie!

Nolan hadn’t prepared for Dr. Joker to make it out of this scene alive, so he went home to his bedchambers and never returned. The rest of the movie was put in the hands of Chrissy Bale (Bat-Man) and Ledger, and they improvised quite a show — taking two boats hostage and demanding that Amelia Eckhart die! Thanks, guys! Great job on the movie.

9. The Shining

When Jack Nicholson checks into The Overwatch Motel, you better believe he’s gonna call room service and order up some Improv! The master thesp took it to the next level when his character Jicky Torrance smashes down the bathroom door with a cartoon mallet. As he peered in to look at his terrified wife, played by Robert Duvall, he came up with this immortal line, off the top of his head:

Okay, who put Dr. Joker here? That’s not, not right. He’s not number 9, he’s 10. He’s done. Done-zo. He had his day in the sun up at number 10.

It is over for the chaos lipstick man.

Yeah. Then he turned to look at the explosions that didn’t reach him. Yup, we covered that. Okay, get these excellent Joker pics outta my face pronto. We have other stuff to cover.

Point is, Nicholson improvised. Moving on.

8. Raiders of the Lost Ark

Harry Ford the Whipping King of Indiana really had his hands full with this adventure. From bats and boulders to batman and Joker, this joker really

What the everlasting FUCK

Is going on here

Stop it Joker

JOKER GET OUT OF MY MIIIIIIIND

WHERE ARE WE GOING

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING MEEEEE

8. ha hA Ha HA HaH a AhhHAHah HahHHHaAAHhha

the JOKEr is in my HeAd Help me pleAse HAve someone cAll 9-fun-fun

oooooooH A tAttoo sHop? don’tmind if i do

ilove the skull wHAt a personal toucH

it’s like i Always sAy bAtsy! leAve ’em lAugHing!

7. my vAcAtion pHotos

just cAtcHing some rAys by the pool! smile And sAy “ApocAlypse”!!!!!

notHing like A trip to nevAdA to cleAr the HeAd!

mAke sure to exit tHrough tHe gift sHop

6. wHo’s tHAt knocking At my door????!?!?!???!@£$%^&*(

WhY IF IT ISN’T MY GOOD FRIEND JICKY NIChOLSON, COME TO PLaY

oH jicky

SWEET JICKY

i grow so weAry of tHis boy wHose mind i HAve inHAbited! let’s you And m

e

HAve A little fun sHAll we

And give Him A kick rigHt in the listicles! haHAhaAHAHahaHahAhaHaHA

yes jicky! now you’re getting the joke

[hahahahahahahahahahahahaha]HAHAHAHA

sAy jicky! smAsH tHis HeAdline for me wouldjA?!?!!

All 31 Cider House Rules

iHAus e 3CrR sl1ul do ele

VERY GOOD JICKY YOU MaDE QUITE a MESS

wHAt’s tHis Article?!

The Men Who Kidnapped My Son Just Posted Their Set List From Last Night’s Show

WhaT aDREaDFUL BORE

HAnd me my crime cAn jicky-boy

MUCh BETTER

5. The Collapse of Jicky

jicky mboy

wHAt HAs become of you

do you not enjoy my CRIMES

BECaUSE YOU BRIEFLY haD FOUR NOSES aND a VERY LONG MOUTh YOU WaNT TO GO hOME?!!?!

4. fine

i don’t need jicky

j i c k y

i c k y

c k y

k y

y

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why

why jicky

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyjicky boooooooy

:(

3. Midnight Cowboy

Everybody’s jokin’ at me

I don’t hear a joke they’re tellin’

Only the Jickys of my mind

Batmen stopping, fighting,

I can’t see their faces

They are the shadows of the night

I’m goin’ where the laughter’s piercing

Through the boring pain

Going where the websites

Suit my jokes

BaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHH!!

Where is he?!!? where did the Joker go?!

The last thing — the last thing I-I-I remember, I was trying to talk about… Raiders of the Lost Ark.

He’s not still in my brain, is he?

You’d tell me if he was, right?

2. Raiders of the Lost Ark

Harrison Ford shot a man for real.

And Steven Spielberg screamed for him to stop but it was too late.

  1. Water

Excuse me, I need to drink this glass of water.

[glug]

Ahhh.

It was terrifying. I couldn’t see anything. I was trapped in some kind of ancient tomb of chuckles and I couldn’t move my limbs.

Christ almighty.

I’m never letting that…that thing anywhere near my lists again.

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