May I Feel Said He

My answer to that immortal poem

May I feel said he
I'll spill said she
Why so said he
You know said she

May I touch said he
Not once said she
That's mine said he
Don't whine said she

Let's go said he
I won't leave said she
Why not leave said he
It's my Eve said she

May I stay said he
No way said she
Let me help said he
Do yourself said she

May I move said he
Go back home said she
But you'll suffer said he
That I'll offer said she

But it's life said he
She's my light said she
No said he
Go said she

Tiptop said he
Shut up said she
I'll get her said he
Don't bother said she

Cccome? said he
Darn said she
She's my daughter said he
Too bad for her said she