Second Thursday

Amber Myrrh
Sep 6, 2018 · 1 min read

To the white people who wear sweats to class:

I applaud you.

No really,

Congratulations for finding that 5 year old scrunchi and affixing it in your knotty hair.

Congratulations.

Those pink sweatpants that you’ve had since high school,

You know,

The ones that have been faded for years.

bold choice.

That ratty t-shirt that you found wedged between your “hamper” and the edge of your bed

great selection.

I love how you create such a incomparable illusion

Are you going to sleep?

Did you just wake up?

The gym, perhaps?

No, you’re you going to class. in sweats.

Your disheveled greatness astounds me.

Amber Myrrh

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