Story for Medium members onlyHanna Brooks OlsenBlockedUnblockFollowFollowingWriter for hire. Small human. Interests: Politics, Pac-12 football, feminism, and Oxford commas. Curious to a fault. Currently working on a book of essays.May 9Upgrade and become a member of Medium to listen to an audio version of this story.Learn moreYour Mom Worked Out in a ThongBut sure, let’s continue to litigate the scandalousness of leggings