15 Reasons You Don’t Like Beyonce

I’ve taken the liberty to thoroughly investigate and analyze what causes one to dislike a Queen. Here are the astounding results:

1. Your name doesn't roll off the tongue quite as nicely as Beyonce.
2. You can’t remember the last time you smiled at something great.
3. Beautiful outfits aren’t that appealing to you.
4. Powerful and sexy music just isn’t your thing.
5. You’re not really into pretty women (you don’t even like the movie, Pretty Woman).
6. You prefer mediocrity in entertainment, it’s more your pace.
7. Smiling makes you vomit.
8. Being strong enough to make millions and bear children seems absolutely absurd to you.
9. Upgrades aren’t really necessary in your life, you prefer complete stagnation.
10. Family and friends really aren’t that important to you, a man is indeed an island.
11. Jealousy dictates your life. Motivation and empowerment are draining to you.
12. 9/4/81 isn’t even a real day in history in your opinion.
13. Getting in formation requires way too much effort, you’d rather fall aimlessly behind on all your life goals.
14. Girls ruling the world scares you to your core. You’ll move to Jupiter if that ever happens.
15. You look in the mirror every day and ask yourself, “When will my fav?”

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