As loyal supporters of your Mayoral candidacy, we ask that your first line of business be to approve Local Law 4.20, also known as Turnt Time throughout our borough; at which time all business shall cease and all persons, citizens or otherwise, over the age of eighteen may partake in local 4.20 customs. We assume you hold immense power as it is noted you are sometimes referred to as His Worship and it is rumored you will hold office for life — somewhat like a dictatorship, but not at all like a dictatorship. (As a borough, we collectively flunked Gov 101, but excelled in gardening and the arts).

In the event that we have confused you with someone else, which we often do, and you are the lowly cow-shit mayor, we apologize in advance for wasting your time, which is what we, in our borough do well — waste time. But it is always time well-wasted.

p.s. we use our mushy tomatoes to scare off stray cats that come in through our cat door to eat at all hours of the night. The splat of red with white seeds against the wall when we miss is also quite pretty and has inspired more than a few paintings.

Respectfully,

The Legal and Otherwise Citizens of Borough 4.20