Other Conflicts Resolved By A Can Of Pepsi

Michelle Spies
Apr 10, 2017 · 1 min read

Spy Vs. Spy

A debate about whether Jeff Probst is B-List or C-List

Man Vs. Nature, Man Vs. Self, and Man Vs. Society

A fight over who the dog likes better

The Coke Vs. Pepsi Debate

When Kevin left the seat up and Lindsey didn’t fall in but she could have and that’s the point Kevin

The Climate Change Myth

Who’s On First?

A Snake Vs. A Mongoose but only one time

Should we go with Eggshell or Swiss Milk for the kitchen?

An argument over whether it was Kate Winslet or Cate Blanchett In Benjamin Button

The Men’s Doubles Tennis Finals in the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics

Id Vs. Ego

When a sporty but intellectual teen wanted to study Poetry at Brown instead of going to work for his father’s business right out of high school

You vs. The Utter Tedium Of The Endless March Of Time

The posed question of whether or not Pepsi is “okay”

The Gender Pay Gap Myth

How Things Were When You Were A Kid vs. How Things Are Now

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

A debate over whether or not October Sky can be labeled “a classic”

Millions of contract disputes annually

When Jeff ate Michael’s Benihana leftovers but he really did think they were his because they got basically the same thing minus the onions

A literal pissing contest

The Evolution Myth

A car accident, but no one was hurt or anything

Standards For What Constitutes Acceptable Soda Vs. Thirst

Michelle Spies

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