Michelle SpiesinSlackjawAdvice-Seeking Alternatives To “I’d Love To Pick Your Brain”I’d love to take a melon baller to your brain and scrape out the valuable gray matter!Oct 9, 20211Oct 9, 20211
Michelle SpiesinSlackjawInfinite Power Logistics Is Hiring!We’re seeking a rockstar henchman/chameleon to join our depleted but now growing team of hardworking, expendable lackeys!Jan 20, 2021Jan 20, 2021
Michelle SpiesinSlackjawKing Kong, Eighth Wonder Of The World, As Reported On By Today’s Media OutletsPresenting a summary of King Kong’s chronological media coverage, were today’s media outlets there in 1933 to cover his journey to New York.Mar 20, 2020Mar 20, 2020
Michelle SpiesinSlackjawUgh, I Seriously Can’t Believe I Ate All ThatOh my God, I just ate that entire thing. Do you see this? I just ate the whole thing in like five minutes.Sep 25, 20192Sep 25, 20192
Michelle SpiesQUIZ: Can You Match The Threatening Tweet To The Bio Of The Person Who Sent It?Threatening Tweets:Sep 5, 2019Sep 5, 2019
Michelle SpiesinSlackjawREI Has Everything You Need For Your Dramatic Soul-Searching Solo Hiking Trip!A long solo hiking trip isn’t easy, especially when you have to force yourself into some sort of life-changing emotional transformation.Aug 29, 20191Aug 29, 20191
Michelle SpiesThe Definitive Ranking Of The Tropes Used In ‘Detective Pikachu’ By How Organic Their Usage Was To…10. A Giant Crack Forms In The Earth That Expands Into A Chasm Across Which A Protagonist Must JumpMay 12, 2019May 12, 2019
Michelle SpiesNotes From File Of Patient Suffering Repeated Disbelief It’s Already DecemberPatient #1000482: Notes Sat. December 1, 2018Dec 3, 2018Dec 3, 2018
Michelle SpiesinSlackjawLeast Popular Lego SetsFor decades, LEGO building block sets have been among the most popular holiday gifts. And hey, what kid wouldn’t want to construct their…Nov 21, 20182Nov 21, 20182
Michelle SpiesWorst Twitter Joke Format Tournament 2018 — INTRO & ROUND 1 RESULTSWHY?Nov 14, 2018Nov 14, 2018