Will maybe, one day, write something interesting.
Come and watch the skinny kid with the
Steadily declining mental health
And laugh while he attempts to give you
What he cannot give himself
I always thought I’d be a Nebraska resident for life.
There are statistics, I’m sure — because I know I’ve heard them but don’t care to look them up right now — , that show people aren’t apt to migrate more than approximately ~50 miles from their hometown. That seems weird…
The Co-Op’s college football gambling column is back for year No. 2. With a 125–108 record in 2015, you actually might have made money with this advice!
