Before you right wing Islamists start telling me and others not to participate in celebration or wish Merry Christmas to everyone celebrating can you please do the followings first.

Here I am making you a checklist of how NOT to be a munafiq Muslims (hypocrite if you like):

1. Stop using the Gregorian calendar. Don’t you know that the calendar is a Christian calendar?? It’s named after A Pope! Oh by the way, BC means Before Christ and AD means Anno Domini which means (OMG!!!) The Year of The Lord!!!! Aren’t you acknowledging The Lord Jesus Christ everytime you use the calendar??? Right??!!
2. Your device OMG!! Ok now dump your phone and destroy your devices.. I’m sure they are on Gregorian calendar, Anno Domini!!!
3. Go use Hijriah Calendar. In case you haven’t dump your device and are still reading this, you kind of know that you gotta use the Gregorian calendar because nobody uses the Hijriah’s calendar for their daily lives, not even the Arabs. You’d also know that the calendar can be a mess. Every year, the calendar can change, make that twice a year during the two Eids. And the funny part is, because the calendar calibration is done in every country before Eid, we can end up with different dates and it’s a mess to recalibrate itself back so the whole world would have the same date. How hard can it be if we don’t have synchronized dates? Kinda painful to book flights, arrange meetings etc etc.. No?
4. Don’t wear hijab, it originates from Ze Bible! Don’t believe me, go read Genesis 24: 64-65. Rebekah put on a vail upon seeing a man in sight. Where in the Quran that states women must wear hijab? Quran only specifically said cover your bosoms with your “khimar” (scholars interpreted this as headcovers, although the Arabic word shaar which means hair or raas which means head are missing). Khimar is not only head covers, it’s anything that is used to cover including curtains so the absence of the word hair/head means Quran never asked women to cover their head but use any khimar to cover their bosoms/chest. Or is that why some of you wear curtains all over? Anyhow, Lady Anne, Queen of King James used to wear hijab and she was a Christian. Oh nuns also wear hijabs. So since you want women to follow Rebekah, why can’t we wish Merry Christmas to our Christian friends again??

Anyhow for most of us, we’ll continue our lives as normal with Gregorian calendar, phones and devices etc. And you’d continue wearing hijab and tell people to wear it too because God said so. Maybe he did, in the Bible.

Let’s just live in peace shall we?