My Problem With Slow Walkers

As a 17 year old with multiple things to do in a day, there isn’t any time that I like to spend stuck behind people that seem incapable of walking. I mean, how hard is it to walk faster than your grandmother?

Now, I know it might seem silly; I mean who really wants to get to where they’re going on time? But, that’s not the problem. The problem is, I’m probably the most impatient person there is to grace this planet & I sure as hell don’t have time to get stuck behind you & your friends as I listen to your plans for the weekend.

All I’m saying is, if you are a slow walker & I do get stuck behind you, you should probably expect to hear a few colorful words out of my mouth that were purposely said loud enough for you to hear them. I’m positive that there are other places where you will see your friends throughout the day; so in order to avoid a not so happy confrontation, I suggest you take your conversations out of the hall & pick up the pace.