Because the collaboration with Peloton fell through, and Pop-Pop knows a thing or two about unfiltered, unapologetic talk.
Cupid may be blind, but he never misses. Neither does Uncle Sam.
It’s not about a true heart or a blue heart; it’s the Purple Heart that counts.
Bite down through the pain.
It’s time to grow up!
Love is long periods of boredom interrupted by seconds of unexpected terror.
In a world full of Plutos, be a Cujo.
Go AWOL!
Why not shave your head? Everyone else is.
Your best thinking isn’t done in the shower. Or on TikTok.
Hide the…
Did someone say debt-free?
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Defund the police. Abolish ICE.
I don’t have to tell you twice, gentle reader, but…
NO! NONONO! SO STRESSED! ARE YOU LISTENING? SERIOUSLY ASKING FOR HELP HERE! MITCH. MCCONNELL? WINS?!?!
Welp! I mean, we told you! Didn’t we? We absolutely, positively, could not have been more clear. More loud. More EXPLICIT when we told you but 20 minutes ago that if you didn’t ACT FAST…
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Defund the police and abolish ICE.
Pad those resumes, ladies!
Fresh off its Grant Initiative for Black-Owned Businesses, Glossier announced its latest philanthropic partnership benefiting two new recipients of pandemic ingenuity and blush-pink guilt: Los Angeles beaches, and the company’s own furloughed Offline Editors.
Implementing the same “surprise and delight” strategy of its initial furlough, the au-naturel beauty brand welcomed its dazed and aimlessly wandering retail staff back to work…
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Black Lives Matter. Defund the Police.
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They say the best way to get to know someone is through their taste in music. I don’t know who ‘they’ is (I made that up), but there must be some truth to this assertion, or I would not field so many questions about mine at bars and parties. (Not to mention Zoey’s Extraordinary Playlist would’ve mercifully lost traction by now.)
Please understand, I don’t dismiss…
Before you read, please consider donating to one of these causes: Act Blue, Unicorn Riot, National Bail Fund Network, The Marsha P. Johnson Institute, Black Joy Collective.
Black Lives Matter. Defund the Police.
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If you are reading this, I hope you not only have the stomach, but the palate for artistic garbage. (Just call me Meeko!) If you are reading this, I also hope you have already ventured through the first Kissing Booth film for all its delightful camp and glory. If you have not done so, please move back two spaces and stream it. I mean it, really…
Megan Murphy
is a writer. On good days, that means something. NYU Tisch Alum, BFA Dramatic Writing.
