The Expelled HomeschooleeHow to Survive Coronavirus-Lockdown When Your Whole Childhood Was Parentally-Enforced IsolationLast night, Boris Johnson announced a national state-enforced lockdown. 23 years ago, my parents announced a localised parentally-enforced…Mar 24, 2020Mar 24, 2020
The Expelled HomeschooleeHow to Know What Kind of Ex-Homeschooler You’re Trapped in a Conversation WithA friend expressed interest in homeschooling any future children, since all the ex-homeschoolees he knew were very interesting complex…Mar 28, 2019Mar 28, 2019
The Expelled HomeschooleeHow to Parent Your Fifty-Something-Year-Old FatherWhen I was young and realised that I wasn’t going to get my way, I tried to find a way to punish my parents for the injustice I felt they…Mar 28, 2019Mar 28, 2019
The Expelled HomeschooleeHow to Convince Your Parents to Try Any Restaurant Other Than Pizza ExpressDo your parents love pizza? Do your parents shop at Tesco? Did your parents boycott Tesco for eight months in favour of Sainsbury’s…Jan 24, 2019Jan 24, 2019
The Expelled HomeschooleeHow To Pretend You've Read the Holy Inspired Word of God at Some Point in the Last Six Months When…“No you’re not going to use your Bible app on your phone, everyone needs to be holding a physical Bible.” “Wait, how many verses each are…Dec 23, 2018Dec 23, 2018
The Expelled HomeschooleeHow to Know What You’re Supposed to EnjoyMy parents loved taking us to galleries and art exhibitions growing up. Many friends have commented how lucky I am to have had parents who…Dec 18, 20181Dec 18, 20181
The Expelled HomeschooleeHow to Convince the Other Kids in the Playground That You Totally Go to School, It’s Just in a…Picture this: you’re 7 years old, in the local playground, minding your own business, spinning the roundabout as fast as possible and then…Aug 19, 2018Aug 19, 2018
The Expelled HomeschooleeHow to Illegally Download Secular Television ShowsThis advice is applicable for just about anyone.Aug 16, 2018Aug 16, 2018
