THE HORROR PACK

Created by your imagination.

Starring: Freddy, Jason, Michael, The Fly, Gremlins, Jaws, Aliens, Predator, Jigsaw, the Joker, the Candyman, Velociraptors, Anacondas, Snakes on a Plane, Dracula, The Walking Dead, Frankenstein, The Mummy, the Creature From the Black Lagoon, An American Werewolf in Paris and in London, Species, Tremors, Tales From the Crypt, Elvira, The Addams Family, The Munsters, Scooby Doo, Sabertooth, Mr. Sinister, Apocalypse, Darkseid, Cheetah, the Wicked Witch of the West, Mumm-Ra, Him, Ghostface, Carrie, I Am Legend, and more.

Gaze upon the everlasting darkness, be in awe of the multitudes of undead who chase the living on an awkward footing. Be invested in that specific character only to watch them die a horrible death. Cringe at the sounds of stabs, hacking, slashing, witches laughing, zombies moaning, and people screaming, asking for help and calling on God to no avail. Ask the question “Why does the black person always get killed off?” (thankfully that’s changing), Yell passionately at the cast for their stupid, moronic actions. Get angry when that stupid character survives while the smart one does not. Cheer as the remaining few defeat the monster, villain, murderer, or demon, or boo.

It all can be yours for only a big bucket of buttery popcorn, a large drink, and a box of Mike n Ikes or different candy of your choice. To begin, you must locate a TV, laptop, or portable device of your choice and a chair, floor, or other comfortable place to sit or lie down upon. You can participate in this activity alone or with a person or two or more (*HINT*A person or two or more is highly recommended).

The Horror Pack is rated R for reveling in terror, B for bathing in anticipation (and blood), H for high pitched screams, L for lots of laughter, and F for fantastic fun. Recommended viewing times are during the late evening hours when the sun is never visible, the full moon is in full gleam, and where nightmares and unpleasant dreams are waiting to take hold.