Golden Shower or Golden Rain?

Did you know that Bokito T. a special secret agent was for Artis, the Zoo in Amsterdam? Yes, his most important assignment was to dirty the sheets in a hotel with a Goldenrain, eh, eh, I mean Golden Rain. No, no! Not money! And yes, I know, you call it Golden Shower in America. But we call it Golden Rain. The poor gorilla hasn’t’had money, he borrowed everything or inherited it, and what he inherited he used to become president of the Blijdorp Zoo, you know, Rotterdam, The Netherlands! And I hope for him that he can fetch back some of that money, otherwise it will be the “voedselbank”. That’s Dutch for food aid, where you can get food parcels when you’re poor. Oh, about that Golden Rain, what was it I would say about it? Ah, now I remember! No it isn’t that creeper. Although it was quite creepy. Ah, you knew it already! Yes, it’s a pissing game! He’d hired some expensive she-monkeys to piss on him! I would do that for free. Although! I must always puke when I see the face of that silverback, I think I send my price pig. The only thing is I am afraid that my poor animal becomes ill doing that. You knew it was in an hotel in Amsterdam? With witnesses! Three smart asses, sorry, I mean donkeys, who had to clean up after him but came too early. But beside this all, I think the silverback was already sick, this Bokito T. Think for yourself, how crazy you must be to let a she-monkey piss on you and then are willing to pay for it?

(Golden Rain [Laburnum] or Golden Chain: The Dutch name for this creeper is Goudenregen. So instead of Golden Rain, I wrote Goldenrain.)

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