By Jeffrey Wegrzyn

Cold Tea Mantra

things I internally chant whilst chugging cold tea

Ughhhh

This is not the same as tea that’s intentionally iced.

You let it sit there. Now, drink it.

It’s like flavored water.

I hate flavored water.

But it still has health benefits

This is for your health.

Deal with it.

Disgust is a frame of mind.

This is soooo…good?

Forget it, where’s the sink?

Thank you for reading!! Feel free to check out some of my other work:

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