Myles MohlerDrunkin DonutsIntroducing Drunkin Donuts all new freshly baked muffins. Notice we didn’t say freshly made. It’s just thrown in our oven. It’s a quality…Mar 21, 2017Mar 21, 2017
Myles MohlerI’m a smart toaster, short and stout…I made some toast this morning. Burned it again.Jan 24, 2017Jan 24, 2017
Myles MohlerHOWS THE WEATHER? …OH, I’M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.I am from Oklahoma. I apologize for this fact. I know that it is a wrong feeling to have, but it is one I sometimes own. I barely escaped…Aug 24, 2016Aug 24, 2016
Myles MohlerWho the hell is ‘Sender’?“Oh, it must have gotten lost in the mail…”Aug 24, 2016Aug 24, 2016
Myles MohlerMISMATCH-MAKERIf a train leaves Des Moines headed towards Boise at 65 miles-per-hour, do I ever find true love?Aug 24, 2016Aug 24, 2016
Myles MohlerOH, AMELIA!Amelia Earhart sure pulled an Amelia Bedilia back there.Dec 4, 2014Dec 4, 2014
Myles MohlerVELOCIRAPTORS, BOOKING AGENTS, AND THE BALLET.Every time I step out of the shower, I always peek around the door and yell, “Hello?” (Because I am uncertain if anything in my domicile…Dec 4, 2014Dec 4, 2014