Myles MohlerDrunkin DonutsIntroducing Drunkin Donuts all new freshly baked muffins. Notice we didn’t say freshly made. It’s just thrown in our oven. It’s a quality…1 min read·Mar 21, 2017----
Myles MohlerI’m a smart toaster, short and stout…I made some toast this morning. Burned it again.1 min read·Jan 24, 2017----
Myles MohlerHOWS THE WEATHER? …OH, I’M SORRY TO HEAR THAT.I am from Oklahoma. I apologize for this fact. I know that it is a wrong feeling to have, but it is one I sometimes own. I barely escaped…4 min read·Aug 24, 2016----
Myles MohlerWho the hell is ‘Sender’?“Oh, it must have gotten lost in the mail…”2 min read·Aug 24, 2016----
Myles MohlerMISMATCH-MAKERIf a train leaves Des Moines headed towards Boise at 65 miles-per-hour, do I ever find true love?2 min read·Aug 24, 2016----
Myles MohlerOH, AMELIA!Amelia Earhart sure pulled an Amelia Bedilia back there.1 min read·Dec 4, 2014----
Myles MohlerZOMBIE PONY EXPRESS“I think you’re thinking of the Oregon Trail.”3 min read·Dec 4, 2014----
Myles MohlerVELOCIRAPTORS, BOOKING AGENTS, AND THE BALLET.Every time I step out of the shower, I always peek around the door and yell, “Hello?” (Because I am uncertain if anything in my domicile…2 min read·Dec 4, 2014----