Beep. Beep.This morning I woke up, and as I was getting ready, I heard the little round speaker I am using until I can afford real speakers beep…Jan 31, 2018Jan 31, 2018
Grease LightningHere I am in my new apartment, in my new life as a used car salesman. And new cars are in there, too. But I also sell used cars.Jan 28, 2018Jan 28, 2018
King KongMy ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend is an airplane pilot, and I am pissed.Nov 19, 2017Nov 19, 2017
HalloweenMy imagined approach when a cute-from-the-back dude was walking his dog-that-Sharky-would-never-get-along-with through our neighborhood…Oct 31, 2017Oct 31, 2017
All Kinds of Travel, Even in My SleepSharky got up this morning and slunk into my room, having probably smelled my perfume from downstairs, and when he got to my room it was…Oct 27, 2017Oct 27, 2017
Uvita, Oh So Long AgoThe morning after we pitched our mesh tent to the east of the beach in the jungle of Uvita, Costa Rica, Chris Kennison rolled up in his…Oct 27, 2017Oct 27, 2017
State FairThe Zipper stole my charm. It didn’t do it by accident, if you take into account my culpability in taking it off. I put it in my backpack…Oct 18, 2017Oct 18, 2017
Work, Work, WorkWaiting to see if someone(s) will call you for an interview is what I imagine the entire world feels like opening Wonka Bars in…Oct 10, 2017Oct 10, 2017
Sell OutI have made a huge mistake. I gave the IP address of my blog to a few different potential employers in an effort to convey depth and…Oct 7, 2017Oct 7, 2017
