I.Live.By.Myself.
(with.my.dog.Sharky.)
This morning I woke up, and as I was getting ready, I heard the little round speaker I am using until I can afford real speakers beep…
Here I am in my new apartment, in my new life as a used car salesman. And new cars are in there, too. But I also sell used cars.
My ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend is an airplane pilot, and I am pissed.
My imagined approach when a cute-from-the-back dude was walking his dog-that-Sharky-would-never-get-along-with through our neighborhood…