Jul 20
Thanos Strawberry Watermelon Ice, 0.0 v/v
(Vaping is important, kids. It’s filled with the goodies — gets you high and turns you into a douche. Didn’t drink, but there’s an epilogue of another time I did shots & vaped, locked up in a bathroom and shat myself senseless.)
Warning: Smoking means cancer.
Another day, another watch-party with J. Watching F1 this time, which I am weirdly addicted to at this point.
About to leave in my sweats when dad calls me and asks me to run errands. Do them in my sweats and change into my jeans, cause that seems more viable for the occasion — it’s GP night, for crying out loud.
Leave home, climb onto my 2 wheels and drive straight to the nearest pharmacy. Call J; he’s held up the race for me. Get a Red Bull can, despite rooting for Ferrari, cause I don’t mix sport with pleasure. On the road, driving. Rain’s pattering all over, my scooter stalls in a particularly dumb traffic.
Get there 12 minutes after I was supposed to. All wet, I don’t even stop to greet the watchman, Dubey Ji.
At his home, there’s J and A, and another one of their buddies who doesn’t really care for F1. We play the game, there’s alcohol on the table in front of us, but I stick to my Red Bull.
Everyone is rooting for their own driver, while the F1-detached-bitch is begging to switch to the Wimbledon Semi-finals.
Leclerc, the guy I was rooting for, wins. A is happy, because Leclerc beat Verstappen, who J was rooting for dearly. A has been vaping for a while; all honesty, the Thanos belonged to her.
Once she leaves the room, and the bitch switches to Wimbledon, I pick up her vape and take a couple drags.
Then, I leave.
,THANOS 5000PUFFS’
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Review: I mean, you don’t really do it for the flavor. But the buzz, as V describes it, you feel is incredible. The 3–4 sneak-drags were more than enough for me.
EPILOGUE
My ‘tab’:
400 ml of Budweiser Magnum, 30 ml shot of Bacardi Green Apple, 60 ml shot of Blenders Pride, 60 ml shot of Royal Challenge, 45ml of Old Monk + My own Youto XXL — Aloe Blackcurrant.
