Musings on Princess Leia’s Bikini
Emma Lindsay

I don’t think most men worry about the things you seem to think they might worry about, though either of us could be wrong.

It’s not as if no men at all ever thought of themselves as Han Solo, am I right?

Seeing Jabba get strangled for (temporarily) possessing a girl who was *way* too hot for him was probably cathartic for everyone.

Like what you read? Give Casilda a round of applause.

From a quick cheer to a standing ovation, clap to show how much you enjoyed this story.