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Charles, I share your disdain for all the “life-hacking” articles and enjoyed this piece. However, I think you may have misattributed the quote “Never use a long word when a diminutive word will do.” That comes from William Safire’s classic and hilarious list of “Fumblerules”, which also includes “Remember to never split an infinitive.” and “The passive voice should never be used.”

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