Stephen King’s Inner Monologue While Buying Halloween Candy at a Walmart Superstore

If I don’t return home with the good stuff, I’m a dead man. Sometimes, dead is better.

Photo by Nick Fewings on Unsplash

Go buy the Halloween candy, Mister Man! Ha, ha. Very funny. This from my wife, Tabitha, a woman named after the offspring of a 1960’s TV show witch character. But now I’m here, standing alone, in this god-forsaken Walmart Superstore…

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Nancy Franklin

Nancy Franklin

Heavily-medicated woman riffing on life’s absurdities, wherever and whenever she finds them. Follow her on Twitter @mirthquakes_