Greetings Struggling Artist,

I have learned of your services third-hand from a person whom you barely know and only loosely understands what exactly it is you do. Is it jokes? Is it music? Is it stories? Irrelevant. I’ve come to understand that you are passionate…

The following strategies were developed over the course of 20 years, after my first experience of being bathroom-shamed at a Pizza Hut in Idaho. A woman saw me enter, called me a pervert and told me to get out. I was eight years old.