Here we are. In the new world.
Come on, Tom, squeeze out one stupid smile! Aren’t you excited? Look at your mother. Don’t you see how desperately she needs one smile from you- a tangible proof that the whole starting-a-new-life thing is wholesome.
Iphones are surely the most reliable phones. Those who disagree are stupid people who understand merely nothing of electronics. Of course, you always have a choice and can buy, let see… a Samsung Galaxy smartphone. But if you do buy it, don’t get surprised when your precious phone starts lagging terribly in…